"So, you fucked your mother's minister?" Mel asks. Mel and Lindsay are back, so it must be time to eat. Justin says, "You should have seen it; it was totally hot." Lindsay comments that Butterfield's taking a bit of a chance. Brian says the average age of Butterfield's parishioners is a hundred and two, so it's not all that risky. Emmett says he once wanted to be a priest, but he didn't want to live his life cloistered away in a roomful of men. His cell phone rings. It's Ted's erection, just outside, wearing a trenchcoat. He whispers fiercely, asking Emmett to come outside alone. Emmett opens the door with everyone standing there. Ted keeps his back turned and says he needs to talk to Emmett but doesn't want to come in for lunch. Emmett walks outside and says, loud enough for everyone to hear, "What do you mean, you still have an erection?" Ted calls Emmett "CNN." Ted tells everyone he took Viagra last night and he's on his eighteenth hour of hardness. Emmett asks if Ted soaked it. Lindsay recommends a cold shower. Brian suggests scaring it. "That's the hiccups," Justin smiles. "Boo!" Brian shouts at Ted's dick. Everyone laughs. Mel suggests something that would absolutely turn Ted off. Brian tells Mel and Lindz to show off their tits. Ted hisses at Emmett that he promised it would only last a few hours. Justin tells Brian to take some, since their sex life isn't what it used to be. He complains to Ted that they're only fucking four times a day lately. Ted panics. Brian tells Ted to make it until next Monday. "Flag Day." Joke #4. Emmett puts on his coat and grabs the pouting Ted.

Justin and Brian fuck. They talk in between gasps for air. Justin can't believe Brian's fucking him again. Brian says that Justin's the one who wanted Brian to take Ted's Viagra. Just as they finish, there's a pounding at the door. They collapse on each other as the knocking continues. Brian says they'll go away. The pounding continues.