Babylon. Justin tells Brian to buy him a double. Brian orders two double Jim Beams. Underage drinking, on the double. Reverend Buttfuck walks up and tells the bartender that Brian's drinks are on him. Brian laughs and says it's a first: a clergyman buying someone else a drink. R.B. says Brian's mom told him Brian was at church. He thanks Brian for not saying anything. "I didn't do it for you," Brian says. Butterfield tells Brian he's a good son. Brian makes the following tiny poem: "Promise not to tell. Now if you'll excuse me I'm...going to hell." Brian dives back into the dance floor with his booze and his boy. The minister watches Brian kiss and dance with his young boyfriend.
Next week, Lindsay and Mel argue about the wedding and Debbie finds a body in a dumpster.