Best exchange of the episode goes here, as Michael walks up to Brian at the bar. Michael: "I'm going to pretend I didn't just see my mother sticking her tongue down Horvath's throat." Brian: "Well, while you're at it, pretend she won't be blowing him later in the back of his patrol car." Michael can only give a squinty-eye response, which is the best line Hal's ever delivered. "It's too bad Justin couldn't be here tonight," Michael says bitterly. How nasty of him. Brian leaves. Ben asks Michael, "You told him, didn't you?" Michael nods, pleased. "He didn't seem to care," he says. Ben smiles.

Justin's still humming the song of Ethan's hummers as he flops into the loft. Brian's there. Justin says he thought Brian was bowling. Brian says the game is over and they lost. Justin tries to walk past him for a shower. Brian says that Justin's taking a lot of showers lately. He tries to kiss Justin. "Later," Justin says. "Now," Brian says. Justin asks if they can do this after he showers. "I like smelling you," Brian says. They start kissing. Pretty passionately. This is the most kissing they've ever done. Spinny cam's in full effect as they paw at each other, gripping and kissing, pulling and grabbing. Tongues and lips and heavy breathing. Yikes, that's hot. They fall to their knees as they rip off their clothes. Brian's on top of Justin. He swats Justin's hands away from his pants. He does it himself. He asks Justin if he likes it. Justin says he does. He pulls away from Justin. He sniffs and says, "Go shower. You stink." Brian walks away. Justin gets up. Blackout.

Next week it's the season finale. Ben wants to go to Tibet forever. Ted is lusting over Emmett. Justin loves Ethan. Ethan doesn't want to wait forever for Justin. "It's the television event of the summer," the announcer says. Did you know that? I sure didn't.