Justin's in the shower, scrubbing furiously. Brian walks into the shower with him. "You scared me," Justin says. "Relax," Brian replies. "It's not that kind of a shower scene." And then, just like that, it is. Justin tells Brian he thought Brian had all kinds of work to do. Brian says he's never too busy for Justin. Psych! He totally didn't say that. You should see the look on your face. Brian and Justin start kissing. Justin stops and says a shaky "Brian?" But then he chickens out and says nothing. Justin turns around and Brian pulls a condom from the shower condom caddy that apparently they've invested some real money into. Justin's hand slides down the shower Titanic-style. Man, we have to watch every single second of Brian and Justin fucking, but we get no Melanie and Lindsay action. I can't help worrying about Justin's ass from his long night of action.
Hey! It's Gus! Mel and Lindsay are wearing winter coats, so yeah, I guess they got Gus out of that box. They're walking him in a stroller, saying that Gus saved them from having to do another tedious threeway. They scoff at the nerve Leda has for thinking she just gets to have sex with them whenever she wants, and not when they decide. Lindsay suggests that they put a lock on the door. Mel says it was a one-time thing. Lindsay says the threesome was spontaneous and she doesn't know how it happened. She tells Mel to tell Leda it'll never happen again. She says that Mel's much better at rejecting people. Mel is insulted. Lindsay says that Mel's good at telling solicitors they gave at the office, and complaining about bad service. Mel says this is harder than telling the Salvation Army to take a hike. She says that Leda's a "dear friend" (who says that?) and that she's renovated the attic for the studio, not to mention gave pretty good head. Lindsay says that the obvious solution is to wait until the studio is finished, whereupon they'll kick her out because they only had a deal until the studio was done. Then Leda will have to leave. Not one car ever drives in Pittsburgh. Have you guys noticed that? Gus is looking at us again.