Woody's. TLFKAM is on the rampage: "The way he insinuated himself!" Emmett pipes up, "Like it was his house!" Ted adds, "Like he belonged there." Like he was paying rent! TLFKAM says to Brian, "-- and you and I were just a couple of strangers!" She says she needs a cigarette badly, and grabs the pack in front of Brian. She mopes that this is all her fault, and Brian says, "Aw, Melanie the Martyr. Do you want me to set you on fire?" Quote of the night! TLFKAM tells him to just give her a light, which he does, playfully. TLFKAM fumes that if Lindsay and Guillaume go through with this, he's going to have to be around for at least a couple of years. Which reminds me: as a lawyer, why didn't TLFKAM make the possible liabilities of this farce clear? Why? Because The Powers That Be clearly want me to gouge my eyes out with the remote control at the sight of St. L. in a wedding dress. Thanks. I appreciate it. ["Plus since every show on television has done a sham marriage episode, I think most people know that they're a Bad Idea." -- Wing Chun] Ted snarks that, by that time, Gus will be smoking French cigarettes and not wearing deodorant. TLFKAM mopes, "And she'll have moved on with her life, and we'll never get back together." Emmett muses that it's too bad Lindsay doesn't know how much trouble she'd get into: "But then Lindsay probably wouldn't care. You know how she's always looking out for the welfare of others." Wouldn't hurt if you told her anyway. TLFKAM: "The Generous One. And I'm the Selfish One." Brian demands that they arm-wrestle for that title. Okay, no, he doesn't. TLFKAM continues, "Well, I wanted a fuck, and boy did I get fucked." Brian, as he checks out yet another black guy (okay, we get it: you found some, put down the hammer), "There's nothing wrong with getting your needs met." Ted snorts that of course Brian would say that: "It's your manifesto." Brian: "Well, it would be everyone's if they were honest enough to admit it." Brian tells TLFKAM, "Stop blaming yourself, it's boring. And you don't deserve it." Grrrrr.