St. James. Justin and Daphne stand in the hallway between classes, trying to pass out flyers for the Gay/Straight Student Alliance. No one's really interested, until Justin asks whether they want condoms. Heck, yeah, they want condoms. Daphne gushes that Brian really knows what he's talking about. Justin: "Yeah, he's brilliant." Daphne: "And hot." Oops! Here's Chris Hobbes. He grabs a handful of condoms and dribbles them on to the ground: "Hey, Taylor, are you starting some faggot club?" Sure thing. You're looking to sign up, right, Chris? Justin glares at him and tells him about the Alliance. Daphne sneers, "To promote tolerance and understanding?" Chris: "So, now butt-fucking is an extra-curricular activity?" Justin: "No. Just handjobs." Word. Chris grabs Justin by the lapels and slams him against the wall. Flashback to the handjob in the locker room earlier this season. Chris certainly looks like he's enjoying himself. Back in the present, Chris snarls, "Don't you ever mention that again, you little cocksucker." And angrily stomps down the hallway.

Brian, Lindsay, and "Gus" take a walk in the park. Lindsay admits that the marriage thing sounds a little crazy. Brian tells her that, if she needed help, she could have asked him. She says she appreciates it: "But I can't keep relying on you and [TLFKAM]. I have to take care of myself." How is it TLFKAM's helping out, exactly? Brian says that marrying Guillaume is a dumb idea. Lindsay: "If he were straight, he could meet someone, fall in love, and get married. But because he's gay, there's no way. And that's not fair." Brian smirks that she's starting to sound like the Lindsay he used to know: "The one, senior year of college, who turned into that scary political dyke?" Lindsay laughs, "Oh, her. The one who started a petition to make date rape punishable by castration? I even got you to sign." Brian: "You always were one for a worthy cause. Listen, [TLFKAM] and I have been thinking..." Lindsay's interrupts, "Did you actually say '[TLFKAM] and I'? Did you actually say that?! For years, I have struggled to get you two to be civil to each other, to sit in the same room together. Now, all of a sudden, you two are allies." Well, you know, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" and all. Cause it's his baby, okay? His. Brian can't look her in the eye. Lindsay snaps, "Well, I don't have time to worry about what my selfish, self-centered, narcissistic friends think, I have to worry about my son, and how I'm going to raise and support him. I have to think about what's best for him. So I think you all should just fuck off! I'm sure that's a thought you can understand."