As in, is there something you would like?" TLFKAM recovers, and stammers that she would like to speak to Lindsay. Frenchman tells her that Lindsay's teaching class. TLFKAM wouldn't know that, because Lindsay wasn't working when TLFKAM slept with the Sapphic Slut and then subsequently left her high and dry with a baby and a mortgage. Come on, now -- did you honestly think I was going to stop bringing that up? TLFKAM, back with the attitude, asks who he is. He shrugs, "I am Guillaume. And you are?" TLFKAM, imitating his accent, angrily: "Me-la-nie." Yeah, see -- he doesn't know who you are, you're just some strange person who's rung the doorbell in the middle of the night. But feel free to be horrendously abrasive to him anyway. Guillaume knows who she is: "Ah, the ex-girlfriend...the one who had the affair. Of course, en France, this would be meaningless." But we're in America, thank God, a country that knows how to destroy military equipment before an adversary or other foreign power can get to it. Ask China, if you don't believe me. And, here, when you cheat on your wife, there are consequences. TLFKAM should feel lucky -- at least she didn't get impeached. TLFKAM is surprised that Lindsay told him about that, and he replies, "We are very, intime...intimate?" TLFKAM says she gets it, but she just came by to see her son. "Her" son, now. More lazy scripting, or a lot of nerve. Take your pick. Guillaume says that's not possible, since it's Gus's feeding time. TLFKAM tries to push past him, saying that she can feed him, but Guillaume stops her with a hand on her chest, "No, no, no, I will do it. He gets very, how do you say it, finicky." TLFKAM's had enough: "Okay, who the fuck are you, anyway, and why hasn't Lindsay told me about you?!" Guillaume: "Perhaps it was her decision, since you are no longer living together, to no longer share all the details of her life. This is normal." Snicker. Gus starts crying, and Guillaume calls to him that he's on his way, and then turning back to TLFKAM, says, "I'll tell her you stopped by." And shuts the door in TLFKAM's face, as her mouth drops open.
Queer as Folk U.S.
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