Babylon! You know, my favorite part of Babylon has always been what the go-go dancers are wearing. Often, it's the most suspenseful part of the show. Tonight, they're either sporting black jock straps and horns on their heads, or white jockstraps and halos. Babylon for the last time. It's very sad. Oh, how I shall miss, you, HDGBs. As usual, Brian, Mike, and Emmett are standing at the bar. I'm told that no one at gay bars actually hangs out at the bar, which might be the reason The Boys are always standing there alone. I think Demian would be perfect there, doing a crossword puzzle. Which is not a cap on Demian at all, that's just apparently what he does in crowded gay bars, and honey, it's not just a way to piss off gay people. I used to do the same in straight bars, back in the day, and it pisses off people there, too. Or boys try and hit on you, not realizing that the question, "Are you actually reading that?" does not make them more attractive. Whatever. I'm just trying to jam seven months of personal exposition in here, because I know how much you all will miss it. You're all like, yeah, yeah, get on with the naked gay men. Fine. Where were we?