Babylon! Once again, a disappointing majority of HDGBs are wearing shirts. Next to the stairs, Emmett's making out with one of them. Nice kissing. It looks like fun. Emmett pulls back and croons, "You are the best kisser, hands down." Kissing Guy moves his hands down from Emmett's shoulders. Emmett tells him that that was just an expression. Hee! As Emmett's chewing on Kissing Guy's ear, he sees Blake at the upstairs bar, talking to some shaggy-haired guy. Emmett tells Kissing Guy not to go anywhere, and stalks upstairs, past all these men, wearing shirts. Isn't it hot in there? They should really take their shirts off. Emmett taps Blake on the shoulder. Blake tells him he doesn't want to dance. Emmett replies that he wasn't going to ask. He asks Shaggy to excuse them. Blake doesn't recognize Emmett and asks who he is. Emmett reminds Blake that he's Ted's friend, and that they met the night Blake collapsed in the restroom. Emmett and Ted rushed him to the hospital? Blake sheepishly replies that he remembers. Emmett politely inquires after Blake's health. Blake says that he's fine, and that he's staying with Ted. Emmett asks, curiously, "So, why aren't you there, talking to [Ted] instead of here, talking to a dealer?" That's a good question. Blake? Shaggy's just a friend, he says. Emmett snorts, "Honey, don't bullshit me. Ted, maybe. He doesn't know about these things. But we do....I tried to warn him, but he wouldn't listen. Because he loves you. In fact, he loves you so much, he believes you're clean. Imagine that!" Blake says that he loves Ted, too. Oh, I can't help it -- awww! Emmett slams him down, though. Blake doesn't love Ted, Blake loves drugs. Emmett: "So get drugs. Here, I will even give you the money. But leave him alone. Because if you break his heart, I will break your face!"
Queer as Folk U.S.
Episode Report CardCamper: B | 501 USERS: C+
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Queer as Folk U.S.