Queer as Folk U.S.

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Camper: B | 873 USERS: C+
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The Demon's Lair. The Fundraiser's on, baby. Demon and his spawn are schmoozing with the Senator, a good-looking woman in her fifties with a dramatic shock of white hair. Demon thanks her for her work with gay rights; she smiles, "If it were up to me, you and Michael would be celebrating your wedding reception right now." Yeah, uh huh. See, that's not funny. They all toast to it, anyway. The Senator excuses herself to go schmooze with others. Mini-D rolls his eyes, "The last party I went to, we watched, I Don't Give a Shit What You Did Last Summer and drank beer and ate nachos." Demon nods approvingly: "Now, you're sipping champagne, eating caviar tarts, and entertaining a Senator." Off-screen, they hear a lilting voice say, "I hope we're not too late, I hate to miss the crudités!" Fast pan into Mike's face as he turns around and shocks, "Oh, shit!"

Cut to a new group at the door: The Boys plus Debbie. Out to teach Mini-D a lesson, big-time, okay? Emmett's dressed in drag as 1963 Jackie Kennedy, all the way down to the pink coat (blood-free, so there is a God). Ted's done up in leather. Justin and Brian are dressed for a night at Woody's. Justin's, like, wearing a shirt that only covers his upper chest, so it was nice of Emmett to lend him something to wear. Vic's pimped out in the latest in '70s cruise wear; Debbie's sporting a loose red muumuu outfit, complete with red heart-shaped sunglasses. Debbie sniffs and says that the place is like a wake as Mini-D rushes up and demands to know what they're doing there. Debbie tells him that they wouldn't miss his party for anything. Ted snarks that their invitations must have gotten lost in the mail, like Mini-D didn't already tell them that they didn't get one. Emmett sighs, "Damn the postal service. I'm going to write my Senator." Justin tells Jackie that she doesn't have to; the Senator's here. Mini-D rages, "This is a private benefit; you can't just break in!" Vic snorts, "'Break in'?! We're family. Not bandits." Demon's shown up; Brian hands him a check and brushes past him into the party. Ted and Emmett go in search of cocktails and hors d'oeuvres. Brian finds some first, and he and the waiter check each other out. Mini-D apologizes to Demon for his friends showing up uninvited; Demon quietly replies that the Senator probably won't mind once she sees the size of Brian's check.

Queer as Folk U.S.

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