TLFKAM sidles up to Lindsay and starts to play with Gus, who's just the happiest baby. TLFKAM notes that he's getting really big, and St. L. replies, "Well, it's all that delicious French baby food Guillaume makes him." TLFKAM's face falls: "So, this arrangement's working out for you." Everyone else is silent, because they're eavesdropping. Brian's Lesbians don't notice. St. L. says that it's working out better than she thought. TLFKAM steps up to the plate, and gently says, "Look, honey, even if you don't want to listen to me as someone who cares about you, I wish you'd at least take my legal advice." Lindsay tells her that she and Guillaume are getting married in a week. I swear to God, if TLFKAM stops this wedding, she gets her names back. I won't even mention the Sapphic Slut again. Okay, I might mention the Sapphic Slut again, but TLFKAM will definitely get her name back. I get the remorse, I get that she realizes what she did merely fucked herself and the two people she loves most over, I'm getting all that. Just don't put me through a fake gay wedding. Brian sneers, "What did he do, knock you up?" Noooooo! Lindsay explains that Guillaume got his deportation papers the day before. I swear to God, I'll use her full name for a whole recap, just please, please, stop this wedding. Brian scowls. Gus tries to capture Lindsay's nose with his wittle hand. Oh! So cute!