Brian arrives home to find Justin sleeping. He puts his hand under the sheet and wakes Justin up. Brian comments that Justin's slept all day and got in pretty late the night before. Justin says he got in just before the 3 AM curfew. Brian says the party must have been kick-ass. Justin says it was all right. "My nose tells me it was better than all right," Brian says. Man, don't these people ever shower? It's so gross to go sniffing other people's ass stank on each other. Seriously. I'm not a prude, but come on. My cat's better about his ass than these people. Brian starts sniffing Justin and tries to figure out the boy he fucked last night. Eventually he figures out that Justin took some boy's virginity. He kisses Justin and can tell that Justin kissed the kid. Justin gets up to take a shower.
Mikey's moaning about his Body Babe Robot date from last night to Mel and Lindsay at the diner. Gus is looking right at us. Quit it, Gus! It's creepy! Mel can't believe that Mike had sex on a date before they even had a conversation. The scene turns all When Harry and Harry met Sally and Sally... as Michael says that sex is different for men and women because it's more intense and immediate for men. Mel says that she and Lindsay "fuck like crazy" and that their "pussies soak the sheets." Mikey is nauseated. I'm a bit, too, but that's because Mel's saying this with her mouth full of french fries. Mikey turns and clutches his mother. He whimpers into her stomach. Mel and Lindsay laugh and tell Debbie that they scared him. Debbie tells Michael to call Ida again. Mikey moans that he'll end up with a Jewish princess. "You could end up with a lot worse," Lindsay says, and kisses Mel. Mikey whimpers again as his mother strokes his head.
Brian is lifting weights hardcore as Ted spots him. Ted and Emmett realize that Brian's over-working out because he's feeling a bit inadequate for his child boyfriend. Emmett says he doesn't envy Brian's youth problems. Brian says he doesn't have to, since he's dating someone who's one hundred and three. Emmett says they aren't dating. They just got burgers. "Hey! He can have solids!" Brian says. I think that's probably the best line, and I didn't hear it the first time I watched this episode. Emmett says that George is much nicer than the asshole Brian is. Ted asks if Emmett is going to see the pickle puss again. Emmett cryptically says that when they said good night, they also said goodbye. Ted wonders if Emmett actually liked Mr. Schickle. "Some guys are into prime aged cock," Brian says. Ted tells Brian he'd better hope that Justin is.