Mikey's making a videotape personals ad. He's over-enthusiastic and pretty much Mikey, but the videographer isn't pleased with his performance. The videographer looks like a slacker Will Ferrell, and teases Mikey for acting so "fun." Mikey does it again, this time like he's some cool dude looking for a joint and a dick. Will Ferrell (but with the QaF square jaw and waxed hair) tells him that he's being too "beer commercial." He tells him to try it more personal this time. Mike says, "I never knew my father. He was killed in Vietnam two weeks after I was born." Heh. Mikey goes on about how he dropped out of community college and went to work at the Big Q because his Uncle Vic came to live with him because he was dying of AIDS. The videographer isn't amused at all. "Thanks for sharing," he says. "But, uh, looking for a date, not a therapist." He tells Mikey to try it one last time with a positive spin on it. Mike says he's twenty-nine, honest, sincere, has his own business. He likes working out, dancing, going to clubs. He has a great group of friends, but is looking for a certain someone. The videographer turns into Ben and completes Mikey's sentence by saying that underneath his mild-mannered appearance beats the heart of a superhero. Mikey has just stopped talking, much to the confusion of the videographer.