Lizard Lounge. It looks like its Shiny Shirt Night on Liberty Ave. Brian's wearing a shiny black shirt. So's the hot guy that just brushed suggestively past him at the pool table. Brian to Emmett and Michael, "Okay...well, I know what I'm doing tonight." The same thing we always do -- PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Sorry, wrong television show. I got confused when I accidentally typed in "Brain" instead of "Brian." Mike spots his mother and his Uncle Vic sitting at a table in the corner. Mikey's not too happy. Brian: "Hey, not every guy is lucky enough to have a mom that's equally at home in the kitchen as she is in a gay bar." True. But I'm not sure "lucky" is the right word. Brian pats Mike on the cheek and goes back to making goo-goo eyes with his shiny-shirted twin. "As usual," Ted says, "Brian gets all the beauties, and we get to watch." Which is entirely Brian's fault, right? Not that any of you are even trying, or anything. Whatever. Emmett is messing around with Katsuo, but points out, "He hasn't gotten him yet." Mike: "He will. He's got the walk, he's got the talk, he's got the tattoo." "Tattoo"? Emmett: Where did Brian get a tattoo? Ted: "In a place you'll never see." Oddly enough, we viewers haven't seen it either, and there's not much on his body we haven't. My mind drifts trying to figure out where this tattoo could be that it's not suitable for viewing audiences. Maybe Brian actually does have his phone number tattooed on his dick. That would certainly save him a lot of trouble, wouldn't it? Mike swears when he sees Justin and Daphne walk in: "It's him, our teen stalker!" You mean, Brian's teen stalker. That's Brian's life, not yours. You want a cheat sheet, Mikey?