In the restroom, Brian and Michael are trying to find an open stall. NO such luck -- hot gay men making out have taken them all. I just want to thank the creators for helping me understand why straight men like lesbian porn so much. Two hot people that you're both attracted to, getting it on. Got it. Mike: "What would you do if you actually had to go?" Brian: "Find a scat queen?" Mike: "Gross." I know what a scat queen is! But I'm too embarrassed to tell you. Someone finally leaves a stall. There's a sign on the stall door that says: "NO sex in bathrooms -- that's what the couches are for." Brian and Michael snort something or another -- chalk up "drugs" as another thing I don't know too much about -- and Brian tells him that he got it from Tommy Hagger -- who coincidentally, Michael informs Brian, like he cares, got Michael a copy of the only George Reeves superman episode shot in color ("so ancient you can see the strings") and a vintage Wonder Woman doll. See, now that's a natural progression, showing character depth, and development, in context with the rest of the action. Take note. These moments are few and far between. They have their foreheads pressed together, although Brian has to bend down some. I'm sure his knees are used to the pressure. Michael says that the doll cost him a whole month's salary, "but it was so WORTH IT." Brian, speaking for us all: "Mikey, you are sooo pathetic." Mike adds that he still has the picture of Patrick Swayze from when they were fifteen. Brian says that's it got to be all yellow now, "with cum stains all over it." Um, ewww. Mike says the man still looks good. Brian: "We owe it all to him. We should write him a fan letter." Mike says that he already did, a long time ago, but Patrick never wrote him back. Can't imagine why. Brian, laughing, "Well, you've still got me." Mike moves his hand down to Brian's crotch and starts kissing him. After, like, a second or two, Brian pulls away and asks Mike what he's doing. "What a bastard!" the Gay Men/Straight Girl Coalition scream as one. They've been quiet this ep, but they're still watching. Mike blames it on the drugs. Brian shrugs it off and leads Mike back to the dance floor.
Meanwhile, Emmett is looking for Katsuo. Justin is still leading Daphne all over the club, on an eternal search for Brian; he just misses him, coming out of the restroom with Mike. Brian's still looking for the shiny-shirted twin, and blames Mike for making him lose him. Mike protests, but you know he feels guilty anyway. Emmett asks them if they've seen Katsuo. Emmett: "I was talking to Dungeon Master Don, who wants to mummify me -- have you noticed that the world is getting weirder? -- and I turned around, and he was gone." Yes, the world is definitely getting weirder, and do you know someone actually blamed it on my getting older? Emmett's worried because Katsuo "doesn't speak a word of English. He's so sweet, so innocent. What if some cock-hungry queen tries to have his way with him?" Brian: "I thought you already did." Okay, another cock-hungry queen, then. Brian spots his doppelganger, who's grinning at him, enjoying the chase. Ah, so The Sneer has met his match. Brian's back on the hunt.