Babylon. Brian and the shiny-shirt twin are still dancing. Emmett and Michael are still watching. Brian, who just can't get enough, gestures "come hither" to this shirtless muscle-bound guy a couple of couples over. The guy shakes his head. Michael and Emmett are open-mouthed in amazement at Brian's brazenness! The shirtless guy eventually boogies his way over. Brian still can't dance. Brian pulls the smiling twin and the shirtless guy together and says something or another. Emmett: "How does he do it? What does he say?" Michael: "We'll never know. But whatever it is, he says it for all of us." Oh, puh-leeze. I don't think you or Emmett are ever going to be in invited to this particular party, Mikey. I'm only going to say this one more time: you are NOT Brian. And Brian's pretty happy about that. Get a life. Now.

Ted's. Ted's feeling kind of weird. And dizzy. All of sudden he falls to the floor and starts convulsing.

Babylon. Daphne and Justin are watching Brian et al. Daphne wonders if Brian's going to do it with both of them. Justin says that Brian can do whatever he wants. And then, in a burst of courage and slo-mo camerawork, he tosses his shirt off and makes his way onto the dance floor, to the song "Let's Hear it for the Boy," silver glitter falling from the ceiling. No, I am not making this up. Justin joins a group of boys very near Brian. Now, Justin can actually dance, you know, in time to the music, and all. And he makes Brian's dancing look even worse. Just thought you should know. Shiny-Shirt Twin and Muscle-Bound Guy are starting to notice Justin. Smiling Twin and Muscle-bound Guy make a Justin sandwich, leaving Brian out. Emmett wonders what the hell Justin's doing. Michael's not looking too happy.

Ted's having seizures on the floor. Blake tries to hold him down and get him to stop, but of course it's not working. So, instead of calling 911 like you or I or any five-year-old would, Blake runs out of the house.

Back on the dance floor. Justin's loving being part of that sandwich. Brian's not so happy about Justin being part of that sandwich, because dammit, he was supposed to be part of that sandwich! You know, a sandwich sounds great. I wonder what I have in the fridge...