Emmett finally spots Katsuo, making out with some older guy in a suit by the bar. Katsuo greets Emmett's outrage by shoving a hundred-dollar bill in Emmett's face, yelling, "Kane! Kane! Kane!" Emmett's cute little face is disappointed, too. Poor Emmett.
At the Happy Fun House, the phone rings. Melanie turns on the light next to their bed and answers it. It's Emmett: "How do you say 'tacky little cocksucker' in Japanese?" Melanie's like, dude, it's late, and hangs up on him. Lindsay's already up with the baby. Melanie apologizes for waking them, but Lindsay was awake, anyway. Melanie says that she was up, too, thinking about "all the terrible things I said to you." After St. Lindsay replies that she should have stood up to Brian, Melanie says more terrible things. Observe: "I should have been practical. This way , Gus -- how am I ever going to get used to that name -- may keep his foreskin, but still be provided for." So, you're sorry you yelled, but you still hate Brian, are still upset that there wasn't a bris, and still loathe the name that Lindsay picked for your son. Lovely. St. Lindsay ignores the thinly veiled bile and brings Gus over to the bed, saying that they can't let Brian come between them. Melanie adds, "Even though he would." Whatever, Melanie. St. Lindsay says that she and Melanie are still Gus's parents. Melanie replies, "aside from saying 'push' and 'breathe,' I really didn't have too much to do with it." Lindsay tells her, "You had everything to do with it. I never would have had him without you. Just remember that, next time you're wondering who comes first." Awww, that's sweet. Melanie doesn't deserve her. And I mean that.
Babylon. Brian, Emmett, and Michael are on one of the platforms, backed by a multi-screen display, which shows different areas of the dance floor. Emmett: "You know, the worst part was not that he was unfaithful, or a slut -- I mean, nobody's perfect [snicker], but that he said he loved me! I mean, he lied to me." Brian replies that he couldn't have lied to him, because he doesn't speak English. Brian's literally on drugs, so I'm not going to point out the idiocy of that statement, because I just don't have time. Michael apologizes for telling Emmett that Katsuo loved him, but doesn't admit that that's not what he said in the first place. Emmett says that it's his own fault: "Why do I always give my heart away to trash?" Brian: "Because you want to see it in the dumpster?" Emmett and I glare at him. Shut up, Brian. Although that certainly would explain Mike's crush on you. Brian spots his shiny-shirt twin, and straightens up. "He's not getting away this time." He says. Cheee-sy!