Justin's cleaning up the diner. He brings more coffee over to Debbie. She declines, saying that she needs to sleep tonight. She hands him her tips, telling him that he carried things tonight. Justin tells Debbie that she didn't know Dumpster Boy, and that he was just one of the thousands of kids they wait on. "That's not the point, Sunshine," Debbie says. "He was one of us. Part of the community." She says she feels responsible that he's lying in an unmarked grave. She says she should find out who he was. Justin says that's what the police are for. "Those fat fucks!" she shouts. This show has way more cursing than gay sex. It should be called "Queer as Fuck." Or "Queer Ass Fuck." (I'm sure I'm not the first one to come up with the nickname.) I just think the writing would improve if they didn't use profanity to punctuate every single sentence. Even The Sopranos is like, "Whoa! Wait a fucking minute! Come up with a better insult than just 'fat fucks,' okay?" Debbie says that the cops don't give a shit about Dumpster Boy. "Nobody does," she whispers importantly. Justin tells Debbie that she should go find out herself, so she stands up and does.
Ted's bragging so smugly about his party invite that I want to stick a shoe in his face and make him lick the heel. Also, nobody's impressed. Also, also? This is the only bar in Pittsburgh without a hint of cigarette smoke. Brian tells Ted that he's been invited to these kinds of parties plenty of times, but never goes since he doesn't want to hang out with a bunch of arrogant, self-important assholes. Too much competition. Emmett sees a guy with whom he once had sex, and Ted laughs because that guy once had sex with another guy who had sex with this other guy who had sex with another guy who had sex with the guy that Emmett's currently crushing on. How is that any kind of coincidence? Brian says he had all of them. Justin asks if he had them all at once. "I tried. Scheduling conflicts," he deadpans. Ted indignantly asks who Brian hasn't fucked. Michael walks up with Ben and announces that Brian's never fucked him or Ben. Justin starts laughing and eventually everyone realizes that Brian and Ben had sex. Well, because Ben just comes right out and says it in front of everyone, instead of talking to Michael in private like he probably should have. Ted seems amused, and doesn't immediately draw Brian's blood for an AIDS test like I thought he would. Michael blows it off like it's nothing, saying that it makes sense that Brian would have fucked Ben. What do they expect him to do? Cry in front of everybody?