Ethan's so gay. He wants Justin to come driving out to the country with him tonight so that they can watch the meteor shower. He trickles his hands down in the air to show what a meteor shower would look like. Justin says he can't, since Brian is throwing him a party. Ethan jokes that Brian's totally late on Justin's birthday. Justin says it's for the comic. Ethan takes about five minutes to turn around and say, "He must love you a lot." Justin says that Brian does, in his way. "But not in yours," Ethan says, rubbing Justin's cheek and leaning in for a kiss. That Ethan, he's a smarmy one. They kiss. Ethan leans back into Justin's arm. Justin remembers he has to leave. He stands up and starts dressing. Ethan pouts. He stands up and hands Justin his "latest CD." He tells Justin that he just gave him the very first copy. Justin's pleased to see that Ethan used his drawings for the artwork. "Check out the back," Ethan says. The CD is dedicated "For Justin." Justin has to read it out loud, though, because we're too stupid. They make out.
Emmett wears ugly pants. Ted touches him too much, talking about how hot Emmett is and how he's totally been working out and he's so sexy and toned and buff and we fucking get it oh my god. Then Ted laughs too much at Emmett's joke and asks what Emmett plans on doing next. Em says he's going to put on his shirt. Man, this is such a clichéd scene. Ted wants to take Em out for lunch, but Em says that Ted's already done that a million times this week. If Ted leans in any closer he's going to accidentally kiss my face. And then he'll have those girl cooties he dreads so much. Emmett has succeeded in putting on the ugliest outfit of the season. Ted tries to kiss Emmett, but Emmett gives The Lean. Ted leaves first so that Emmett can stand and ponder.