Emmett pointedly makes a sandwich. Why can't anyone on this show do something without such deliberation? It's like, "I'M MAKING MY LUNCH!" All Crispin Glover in Wild at Heart. I'm PLAYING THE VIOLIN! I'm BREAKING UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND! I'm HAVING A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND! I'm WEARING A WIG! I'm AN INVISIBLE BABY BOY! I mean, why the huffing while making a giant sandwich? Emmett tells Michael that Ted said he wants to be more than just friends. I guess it's supposed to be right after their dinner, because Michael says he thought Emmett already ate. Em says he couldn't eat after Ted's confession. Neither could I. This next part is so retardedly lame that I'm just going to write it down and leave it alone, or it might end up turning into a three-page rant. Michael: "So, what did you say?" Emmett (with an eye-roll): "'Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.'" Michael: "Sure!" Em: "No. I mean, to him. I was drinking a lot of water." How was that not cut? Em wonders what he's going to do. Michael's too busy with his own problem to care, really. He tells Em to ask himself whether he has feelings for Ted. Em says he has warm, fuzzy feelings, but in a friendly way. Not "those" kind of feelings. Michael says that Em will just have to bite the bullet and tell Ted. Ben just walks into the apartment, which always makes me wonder what apartment we're visiting here. Ben asks if he can make a sandwich, since he didn't get dinner. Michael scolds Ben for not eating. Ben is ducking into the bathroom, presumably to make his sandwich, and tells Michael the "good news": there might be someone interested in subletting his apartment. Ben leaves. Michael pouts. Em gives Michael the "bite the bullet" advice, right back at him.
Queer as Folk U.S.
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Queer as Folk U.S.