P-FLAG group. Debbie's wearing a shoulder-length pink wig that makes her look like one of Rainbow Brite's little friends. Behind her, Justin and Jennifer march together. Jennifer says that she didn't realize that there were so many. Justin's like, what, queers? Jennifer meant so many people. Jennifer squeezes her son's hand and tells him that she's proud of him. Justin grins, "I'm proud of you, too, Mom." Aww!

A drag queen -- dressed in Godiva's dress, a gold stole, and a blonde wig -- walks up in step with Debbie. Debbie lets her know that she's probably with the wrong group. Then Debbie gets a good look. It's Michael! And I, personally, thought Hal Sparks was unrecognizable. And gorgeous. And tall. What are those, five-inch heels? Vic and Emmett cheer from the sidelines. Debbie is ecstatic. She tries to hug Mike, but he cautions her about his makeup. Hee! He sees the Q-Martyers across the street, and tells Debbie that he'll be right back. The Truck Guys, Tracy, and Andrew try not to laugh when the beautiful she-male walks up to them. Mike drawls, "Hiya, boys!" Tracy recognizes him, I think. Mike asks, "So which one of you is a real man?" The Truck Guys, who seem a little overexcited -- but they've got to realize that Mike couldn't be a real woman, right? -- proclaim that they all are. Andrew skeptically asks, "What about you?" Mike grins, "You tell me." And lays a big kiss on Andrew. The Truck Guys and Tracy just laugh and laugh. Andrew's in shock. Mike winks and says, "See you, lover boy."