Later, at Woody's, Ted repeats Brian's line to himself like a mantra. Emmett overhears him, and is like, what?! Ted explains. Mike laughs, "That'll get you into trouble, for sure." Ted hopes so. Ted keep repeating it, until another blond cutie stops and is all, excuse me?! Mike and Emmett turn away. Ted's all, ah, um, er, nothing. Blondie wishes him a happy Pride, anyway, and asks how he's doing. Ted grins, "I was going to ask you the same thing." Ted asks if he can buy the cutie a drink. Blondie says sure. Happy endings are cool.
A group of men wearing rainbow leis and tight black short shorts salute each other and down multiple shots. Brian rolls his eyes: "I'll be glad when Pride's over and we can all go back to being ashamed." Justin snorts that Brian's just grumpy that no one hit on him because he was holding Gus. Brian replies that he got hit on plenty: "Unfortunately, they all happened to be lesbians who wanted my sperm." Justin says that now is his chance, and points out a couple that's all about giving Brian The Look. Justin kisses Brian on the shoulder and starts to head out. Brian asks where he's going. Justin replies, "I'm leaving you to your wicked ways. Go find a stud, ask him to dance." Brian thinks about it, throwing another glance at the Dynamic Duo.
Outside Woody's. People dance in the streets as ABBA plays on a loudspeaker somewhere. Justin wanders through them until suddenly, he hears Brian's voice behind him call, "Hey, Stud!" Justin turns and Brian asks, "Wanna dance?" Aww, Brian decided he'd rather hang out with Justin than bore us to death with random sex acts. He's just the sweetest thing, these days. Justin can't quite believe it, and Brian adds, "I promise you won't forget this one." Fuzzies! They slow dance and kiss as the camera turns 'round and 'round them. On the steps, there's a fierce, black (I don't think they come another way, actually) drag queen. Ted is dancing with his cutie. Mike ambles up, and Brian drags him over to dance with him and Justin. Then the music changes to something faster, and Liberty Avenue boogies down into the credits.
Next week: Ted can't stop jerking off, so Mike and Emmett stage an "intervention." Later, Ted decides to start his own porno website. Justin's having trouble in art class, and ends up quitting school. No one else is particularly happy with that choice.