Godiva's old room. Justin is helping Emmett pack up. Emmett tells Justin that Godiva was looking forward to Pride: "She said, 'Honey, if I have to wheel myself out on a board like Porgy and Bess, I'm going.'" Emmett puts away the wigs and the dresses, sighing, "She wanted her hair to be the biggest. Her gown to be the glitteriest. So everyone would know that nothing -- not even AIDS -- could keep her down." Emmett says it won't be the same without her. Justin suggests that Emmett could, um, you know, wear Godiva's outfit. Emmett snorts, "Honey, I couldn't fill her bra, much less her shoes." Emmett asks if Justin can give him some time alone. Justin leaves the room and walks down the hospice stairs. He rounds the corner and oh my god, it's Chris Hobbes, sweeping the floor. Justin flashes back to the bat hitting his head like a fresh melon, and I swear if they show that clip any more, I'm going to develop PTSD. Justin asks Chris what he's doing there. Chris snarls, "Time of my life. Having a blast. My five hundred hours of community service, what the fuck do you think?" Justin's about to run away screaming. Chris asks what Justin's doing there: "Got AIDS?" Justin trembles, "No." Chris says Justin will, sooner or later: "All you fags end up here." Well, then I guess you're killing two birds with one stone, aren't you, asshole? Chris feints at Justin. Justin flinches.
The Happy Fun Garage. Melanie's finished polishing her motorcycle. She jumps on and starts 'er engine, inadvertently blowing a plume of exhaust behind her, and into Lindsay's face. Melanie's delighted. She asks Lindsay to hop on! Come on! Let's GOOOO! Lindsay's like, um, not. Melanie asks if maybe she wants to ride with her in the parade. Lindsay thought they were marching with the Marriage Initiative folks. Melanie shrugs, "Do we always have to be so fucking correct? Can't we have a little fun for a change?" Lindsay snorts, "With Leda?" Melanie shrugs, well, Leda is fun. Seriously, Mel, was your law school located under a bridge? Lindsay snaps that Leda is also Melanie's ex-girlfriend, hello? Lindsay whines, "You should be thinking about us!" Mel pouts, "When don't I? Does it always have to Mel and Linds?" Dirt. Dumb. Lindsay pouts, "We are Mel and Linds. I happen to like that. And I thought you did, too!" Melanie rolls her eyes. Lindsay's not going to try and make her feel guilty, is she? I'm not exactly sure it was necessary for Mel to be this oblivious for this scene to work. Has the Sapphic Slut been forgotten so quickly? Lindsay snaps, "Go on. Go ride your bitch with the girls!" Melanie's all, okaay, and eagerly puts on her helmet like it's her birthday. Lindsay apprehensively watches her ride away.