Wacky subplot! Lindsay tells Mel she knew they could do it. I can't really tell what they've done, but it looks like maybe pieces of wood are just nailed to the walls in various places. Mel says it's a mess. Lindsay says it won't be so bad once they plaster over the imperfections. She turns the videotape back on. It's time to install the new sink. It'll be a snap. "Everything with this bitch is a snap," Mel says, the joke coming way too late in the script. Lindsay gets into position to set up the sink as Mel complains that it took seven hours longer to do the renovation than the videotape promised. Lindsay's supposed to connect the sink to the pipes using her wrench. Obviously, Lindsay doesn't understand anything to do with pipe or a "strong, circular motion," and she causes a giant leak. Water sprays everywhere as the girls shriek and bicker with each other. Oh, the fun! The videotape lady says, too late, that the girls should have turned off the water first so that they wouldn't have a "disaster" on their hands. Mel and Lindsay keep their faces in the stream of water as they argue over who was supposed to have turned off the water. "There! Now you have running water in your attic," the videotape lady says as the girls try to hold back the water stream with their fingertips. These poor actresses never get anything interesting to do.

Brian has brought home two horny men to fuck. They all hug and kiss in the doorway. Brian says they're going to have a power pec contest of their own. He drunkenly tells the guys not to step on everything, since it's all in sequence. Brian steps on everything as he walks over to his bedroom singing, "Rise and shine, Sunshine!" He sees Justin and Michael in his bed, fully clothed, Michael's left pinky threatening to come near Justin's thigh. "Shit," he whispers. He goes back into the main room and kicks out his two tricks. So rude. He drags these guys from the bar and then kicks them out once they're half-naked. They tell Brian to go fuck himself, and leave. Brian starts cussing, pulling the drawings down from the clothesline. He kicks papers. He pulls the drawings down and crumples them. He walks around destroying all of the drawings. Justin and Michael don't hear all of this and wake up? I mean, things are clunking and banging and the sound of paper shredding isn't exactly quiet. Brian keeps kicking and pulling and ripping and shouting, destroying all the work Justin's done. Justin and Michael sleep soundly as Michael keeps his hand on Justin's leg. Brian stops to pant for a second, then unzips his pants and pisses a neon yellow stream of urine all over a pile of drawings. He moans loudly, and I wonder what kind of vitamins this man is taking. He's so proud of himself for pissing on his living-room floor. They literally made him piss all over everything. There will never be anything subtle or subtextual about this show ever again.