Emmett's eating from a jar of his dead boyfriend's pickles as Ted tries to talk him into going to the porn awards: "When the Granada Inn is transformed into an X-rated Xanadu." Man, how does that sound like fun or class? Ted's so gross. He tells Emmett that there's the Governor's Ball after the show where every porn star will be live in attendance. "Only this time," Ted beams, "you're one of them, Emmett." Emmett really just wants to mourn the death of his boyfriend. Ted doesn't care. Emmett says when he put Pickle's sweater on, he feels like Pickle's arms are still around him. The smell of vanilla combined with dill. Ted says that Pickle wouldn't want Emmett to be a hermit. Emmett points out that Pickle was one for years, and now he understands why. Ted sits next to Emmett and says those people can't take his pride or they've won. He says it's more important that Emmett go out and celebrate. Emmett asks if he's supposed to celebrate the fact that he whacked off on a porn website. Ted says, "You made a lot of people happy. Especially George." Emmett apologizes. Ted gives up and says he'll accept the Crystal Dick for Emmett, and he'll tell the world how proud he is of Emmett.