Okay, get ready for this. Lindsay's leading Mel up to the attic, holding her hands around Mel's face so she can't see. This is exactly the same attic Mel and Lindz in which learned about Mee Maw Lezzie, but I don't think we're supposed to notice that. This attic's supposed to be in their house. Lindsay takes her hands off Mel's face and tells her to look around. Mel has to ask what she's looking at. Lindsay has chalked off spaces on the walls to indicate things she'd like to build. She wants to turn this attic into her own studio. Lindsay says all of this while holding her ass in her hands. I mean, she really curves her fingers up in there, holding each cheek in her hands as she smiles. Sometimes Lindsay talks like she's British. Mel is taken aback when she sees that Lindsay has also chalked out a skylight. She says she thinks it'll cost too much. There's a call from downstairs. "In the attic!" Mel shouts. "The studiooooo!" Lindsay yells more quietly, having Mel test out how it sounds. Lindsay says she knew money would be an issue, so she did research and priced all the materials. Mel says they'll have to hire plumbers, electricians, carpenters, and skylight people. Leda arrives with a fan belt, and offers to put it in herself. "Killer space," says Leda, and Lindsay brags that this is her new studio. "Cool!" Leda says. Mel asks Leda to price how much it would cost to do the renovations. "You know reno," she says. Leda looks around and says that a contractor would make it about ten. She says the word "guesstimate," which is my least favorite word in the world, mostly because it's not an actual word. Leda says you should always double your estimate, so it's probably around twenty. Mel whistles and pretty much tells Lindsay to give up on the dream. Leda says she could do the renovations herself. She needs a place to stay for a while, and in exchange for a couch, she could build the studio. Lindsay doesn't want a studio that badly, so as Mel says "yes," Lindsay says "no." She wants her studio to be her own personal, private space. She'd rather build it herself in order not to have the hands that were once inside her wife create shelves and install sinks. She thanks Leda for the offer, but no thanks. Mel asks when they're going to start accidentally losing fingers. Wait, when did they decide they could do this themselves? Mel's just willing to go along and build a studio with Lindsay because Leda offered to do it? Oh, let's just move on. Everyone else has abandoned the lesbians. We might as well, too.
Queer as Folk U.S.
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Queer as Folk U.S.