A men's clothing store. Gear up for gratuitous sex scene #2, y'all. Blake's trying on the new suit Ted's buying for him. Ted comments on how good it looks. Blake asks whether Ted's sure, and the sales clerk, a very nice young blonde woman, grins, "Trust your boyfriend. He has a good eye." She finishes pinning up the pants cuffs and says that she'll go ring it up for them. Blake's pretty happy with the suit, and keeps turning around to look at himself in the mirror at different angles, making faces. Ted laughs adoringly. Blake disappears inside this makeshift round curtain dressing room that's right in the middle of the store, giving Ted a knowing look. Ted takes a surreptitious look around before following him. Now, these curtains are backlit all the way around, so anything they're doing in there is going to be obvious to everyone. Of course. Blake fakes surprise that Ted has joined him. Ted says that he thought maybe Blake needed some help with his pants. Yes. Right. Blake replies that he's a big boy and can dress and undress himself. Ted's more than willing to help him out and says they should "go for it." Blake's like, what if we get caught? Ted chuckles, "That's the fun part." For you, maybe. Not so great for me. Not that anyone cares, or anything. So they start macking, and Ted goes down on Blake. The saleslady comes back, decides to be a trooper about it, and turns her back, politely asking whether they need any help with anything. She's amused, telling them to take all the time they need, which is kind of sweet, and, hey, I have that sweater she's wearing. It's Banana Republic, in case anyone cares.
Vic's trial. Melanie's conferring with the judge, while Mike and Debbie sit behind the defense's table and Vic paces back and forth. Debbie tells Vic to try to relax. Vic replies that he just wants to get out of there. Melanie returns to the table with the policeman's report: "The cop's got lousy handwriting and his spelling's atrocious, so you might want to break out your reading glasses." The cop, sitting at the prosecution's table, heard that. Vic reads the report, and shakes his head: "This isn't what happened!" The cop basically says that Vic "exposed himself" and then started "masturbating his half-erect penis." For one, the cop was masturbating his half-erect penis, and ew, already. The cop also said that Vic was the one who asked what the cop was into, when it was the other way around. Melanie asks Vic whether he's sure that's what happened. Vic's sure. Now he's all outraged? Obviously, the cop was going to have to lie in order to justify the arrest. The judge calls the courtroom to order, and asks what Vic's plea is. Melanie looks over at Vic, who's still recovering, and then starts, "We plead --" Vic jumps in: "Not guilty." Melanie grins a little. In the stands, Emmett rolls his eyes heavenward and thanks God.