Ben's blabbing some queer theory to his huge class, but he's got a bit of dumpling double-over going on. A woman who looks exactly like Tracy asks if he's okay. Ben's last name is Bruckner. Ben Bruckner the Buddhist with the Bad Blood. He says he is, but then he's clearly not, and just faints right there on his giant stage. A horrible extra reads too close to the microphone: "Mr. Bruckner? Mr. Bruckner, are you okay? Somebody get a doctor! Get a doctor!" Jesus, this show.
Justin's laughing that Ethan has tricked him into carrying a couch to the top floor of his apartment. Oh, yeah, like you didn't want to be just there right now anyway. They throw the couch down on the gigantic empty space in the middle of the apartment that says, "Couch here!" They gasp and moan together. Justin compliments Ethan's place. Ethan says he found everything in it on the street, "including Wolfram." Justin immediately asks if that's his boyfriend. Ethan says that it is, and then points out the Wolfram in question. It's Ethan's cat, of course. Justin loves the kitty. Ethan blabs on about the importance of the cat's name, but I hate it when Ethan puts on his beret. Justin makes a pussy joke. From out of nowhere, Justin says he wishes he had a cat like that. Ethan tells him to get one. Justin bitches about Brian. Then he brags about how rich and successful Brian is. Ethan teases Justin for seeing an older man. Ethan asks if they live together. "Yeah," Justin says. I don't think Ethan's going to let you live in his tiny place, Justin, so you best make up with Mom or get a real job pretty soon. Ethan talks about how lucky Brian is, having a place full of pretty things. Justin and Ethan laugh. Justin says he's got to go. Ethan says he needs to practice anyway. We follow them to the door. I'm not really sure why this is taking so long, but eventually Justin invites Ethan to see his art exhibit. Ethan leans toward us and nods without commitment, the ultimate turn-on for Justin. As the scene ends, they put Wolfram too close to the microphone so he can make a mewing noise. It's like an Eminem album with the sound this episode.