Cut to the pharmacy later on; Emmett's not so happy anymore. Holding his tummy, he burps and moans, "I shouldn't have had those pancakes. They're repeating more than I Love Lucy." They're at the pharmacy to refill Ted's Claritin, but see something they like better when a hunky guy passes them on the way to the pharmacist's counter. Ted's eyes go wide with recognition, and he tells Emmett that he had sex with that guy once. He relates the whole sordid tale: six months ago, Ted stopped by the market on his way to work to pick up some water because he hadn't gotten his prized Brita filter yet (to which Emmett interjects, "Okay, not every detail"). In a flashback, we see Ted reaching for the water inside the cooler, when this guy's arm snakes around his to get another bottle. Ted and Water Guy's eyes meet, as The Look of Homosexual Acknowledgement is exchanged and the cheesy pick-up begins. Next thing you know, Ted's getting screwed in the back of a Range Rover, and having a damn good time of it, too. Back in the present, Emmett muses, "I need to go into a phone booth and jerk off." Ted shrugs that it was late: "I probably looked good to him because he didn't have his contacts in." Oh, shut up, Ted. Emmett replies, "Honey, take it any way you can." Ted snickers, "Oh, I did." As they go up to the counter, they hear Water Guy asking the pharmacist how many times he's supposed to take his medicine. His protease-inhibiting medicine, that is. Didn't want to forget to tell you that. Now Ted's eyes go wide for another reason. Emmett prattles, "He must be positive. That's why he has such a good body. They put them on steroids, you know." Ted leans against a shelf, in shock. Emmett's like, you guys had safe sex, right? Ted's face pretty much answers that question.
Queer as Folk U.S.
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Queer as Folk U.S.