The Taylors' driveway. Justin just told Jennifer that he got into PIFA. Jennifer's ecstatic. Justin brags that PIFA got over two thousands apps, but only seventy openings, and he got in! Jennifer says she always told him that he was talented. But what about Dartmouth? Justin says he's going to turn them down. Jennifer pauses, and then reminds Justin that his dad expects him to go to Dartmouth. Craig hasn't really been around to expect much of anything, lately, has he? Justin's like, why, because he went? Jennifer says that she knows how much Justin wants to be an artist, but that it's really hard to make a living. Justin says that he knows, but that's what he wants to do. Jennifer sighs that it's going to be hard to convince his dad. Especially since Craig isn't speaking to him. Justin says that he was hoping she could help. Before Jennifer can answer, a short, red-haired woman walks up the driveway. Jennifer calls her Sue, so we'll call her that, too. Jennifer introduces Sue to Justin, and then tells Sue to go ahead into the house and she'll meet her in there. Sue tells Jennifer to take her time: "I'll just wander through." Justin's like, okay, who's that? Sue's a realtor. Justin asks what she's doing at the house. Jennifer tells him that she's listing the house for sale. Justin's like, um, you're selling the house? Jennifer chokes out that she and Craig are getting a divorce. Justin's mouth drops open even more than usual.
Liberty Diner. Mike and the Demon are at the bar. Demon asks Michael, "Have I told you lately how hot you look?" Mike says that he has, actually, "but it always bears repeating." The Demon repeats it. Slime-sucker. He and Mike are about to kiss when Brian interrupts them. And pushes Mike over so he can sit right between them. And orders soda water with lemon. And then says, "You know, after strenuous activity, what you need is plenty of fluids." Ha! Demon has the nerve to look insulted, as if his infidelity were something that was done to him. Demon thanks him for the health tip and tries not to sweat too much. Brian smirks, "Any time." Brian digs the knife in a little deeper: "Speaking of exertion, Michael tells me you two had quite a night last night. Mike's like, Brian! Demon monotones that they certainly did. Brian grins, "So did I." Mike snorts, "Well, I don't think that [Demon!] wants to hear about your trip to --" Brian cuts him off, "You're right, you're right. He probably wouldn't approve." Demon sits there and looks guilty. Brian asks Demon what he's been up to lately. Demon mutters, "Not much. The usual." Brian follows up, "Michael told me you had dinner with some client." Demon confirms that that is correct. You lie! Brian snorts that it all sounds boring, although he had a client once: "Meat and potatoes, wife and kids. Turned out he was gay. Not only was he gay, but he wanted to fuck me." Demon: "Imagine that." I think Brian's talking about that Telson fellow who tried to blackmail Brian into sleeping with him. Same director, same writer. Not that anyone's having any ego issues in the House of QaF or anything. Brian: "What can I say? There's a lot of duplicitous people in the world." Demon glares at him. Mikey doesn't have a clue what's going on.