Meanwhile, on the other side of the dance floor, Justin heads up the stairs, looking for Brian. He walks past a couple trying to compare tonsils just as Brian slings an arm around his shoulders. Justin snerks, "Making out on the dance floor. Have you ever seen anything so juvenile?" Mind you, Justin's looking at Brian as he says this, so he's just answered his own question. Brian says something about his being too grown up for this scene, now that he's a college man. Brian explains to the rest of The Boys that Justin got into Dartmouth. Mike starts teasing him, "Mumsy and Daddy must be so proud!" In a fake British accent. It's dumb. Justin says that he's not going. Brian is concerned. Justin says he'd never make it as a Business major, and that he wants to go to the Pittsburgh Institute of Fine Arts, if he gets in. In Pittsburgh. Where the show's set. I know I already used that line for the recaplet, but you know. Everyone on Buffy ended up at UC Sunnydale. Everyone on Saved by the Bell went local. So did the Fresh Prince. So did Bud on Married with Children. Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties. The girls in The Facts of Life. So Justin's totally going to Dartmouth. Were any of us raised in a hole, and if so, didn't that hole have a TV set in it? Gimme a break. Anyway. Brian smirks, "And here I'd thought I was finally rid of you." Justin grabs him and grins, "Not until I say so!" This season is one big PSA about the perils of codependence. Justin adds that he has to do what's going to make him happy. Ted: "Spoken like a true disciple of Brian's." Emmett asks Mikey what happened to "Hunkalicious," and Mike replies, "He asked me to go with him into the back room!" Where the pen and paper are! Emmett gasps, "The nerve." Ted adds, "Treating you like a piece of meat." Emmett whispers to Ted: "He gave me a hard-on." Ted: "Likewise." No comment from here. Absolutely none. Nope. Not me. I have nothing to say. Mike continues that he told Really Hot Guy that he was in a relationship. Brian guesses that Really Hot Guy Really Didn't Care. Mike's like, yeah, like it didn't matter! Ted adds, "It doesn't, in here." Brian tells Mike that he should have gone for it. Mike's like, what do you mean? Brian: "I'll get you an instruction manual." Hee! Mike says that The Demon would kill him. Brian says that the Chiropractor from Hell doesn't need to know. Emmett exaggerates a lisp, "As if you'd even be tempted, with Dr. Dreamboat in yo pants!" Gag.