Debbie and Jennifer drink many glasses of wine in a nearby bar. Jennifer's babbling about Justin having "experiences," which she's trying to understand, "but with boys his own age. This man, he's got to be in his thirties!" Debbie chuckles, "Well, not yet, but I'll be happy to tell him you thought so." Ooooh, I wanna! Jennifer says it's just not right, and I agree with her. Brian's too old for Justin -- too old and too scary. Debbie says that this type of thing happens. True, but still. Ick. Jennifer says that her husband will freak if he finds out. Jennifer asks Debbie to tell her about Brian. Debbie calls him "God's gift to Gay PA. They all want Brian. The good news is, none of them can have them. He screws them, breaks their hearts, and then they wise up." Remembering her son, she adds, "Most of them, anyway." Jennifer asks what she can do to stop Justin from getting hurt. Soooooo asking the wrong person. Debbie says that there's nothing she can do, without making it worse. Jennifer cries, "He's only seventeen!" Debbie asks how old she was her first time. Jennifer drains her glass before answering, "Sixteen." Gasp! SLUT. Debbie replies that she was fifteen. And, no, I'm not telling you how old I was. ["Me neither." -- Wing Chun] The women laugh. Debbie says that she's known Brian since he was fifteen, and he hasn't changed much. If it's any consolation, he and Justin are pretty much on the same emotional age level. Not making me feel any better, so I doubt it's working for his mom. Jennifer's not sure she can do this, Debbie points out that she doesn't have a lot of choice: "All you can do is hope that they'll be careful. And that they remember your phone number." Jennifer's unhappy, but she'll be okay. Debbie digs a bunch of condoms out of her purse and slides them over to the other woman, saying, "Here. Give him what he needs." Jennifer reluctantly takes them.
BABYLON! HOT DANCING GAY BOYS! YAY!
The Boys, plus Dr. Dave, are at the bottom of one of the stairwells. Emmett tells Ted to admit that he missed the club. Ted: "The rampant narcissism, the sleaze, the drug use? I don't think so." Dr. Dave wants to know why he came back, then. Ted: "When I figure it out, I'll let you know." Brian spots Justin and Daphne, and sneers, "Oh, look, it's the cast of Zoom." Daphne's not taking his shit, and that's why we love her. She snaps that she and Justin are celebrating, because Justin sold the drawing of Brian. Mike wonders who would could have bought it. Emmett: "Probably some desperate queen who's always pined for you." Brian smirks: "Oh, Ted, how thoughtful." Ted deserves that one. "Dancing Queen" pipes up, and it's Mike's favorite song. He gives Dr. Dave his beer, ready to lead him to the dance floor, but Brian steps in and dances with Mike instead. Desperation is the world's worst perfume, Brian. Mike's clueless, as usual. Ted goes to the restroom. Emmett, peachy as always, asks Dave to dance with him. After a second, Emmett says, "Oooh, he can dance! He is gay after all." Oh, he is sooooo NOT. Part black, maybe, but definitely not gay. Mike calls Brian a bad influence. Brian plants a kiss on him in response. Dr. Dave's sporting that sour look again.