Ted looks up and asks, "Isn't that Brent?" Emmett's little heart is about to break as he sees Brent and his new chippy walk into the diner. Emmett summons up the courage to walk over. Brent meets him halfway. Emmett says it's been a long time. Gawd. Brent replies that he's thought of Emmett. Often. Humph. Emmett tells Brent that he looks good. Brent says that Emmett does too, and asks whether Emmett's seeing anyone. I know, I know, but this all just happened the night before! This is so stuuuupid! Emmett says he isn't, really, and asks Brent the same thing. Brent says that he and the new chippy just met, and Emmett snarks, "So, you'll be free tonight?" Brent shrugs, "Probably." And Brent is about to ask Emmett if he wants to get together, but Emmett cuts him off: "We can't go back. I prefer to remember [brushing a hand across Brent's forehead] The Way We Were." I need to get around to seeing that movie. Redford was hot, back in the day, wasn't he?

Emmett walks to the bathroom, as Justin takes his place at the booth, to the applause of his friends. Brian, studiously reading the paper asks, "So, how was he?" Justin, not sure how far to go, but, like, what the hell, replies, "He had the greatest ass. I brought him back and I fucked him all night. My dick's going to be sore for a week." Brian snaps that that's more than enough, but Mike's all, no, I wanna hear more! Ted jumps in, "Speak slowly and e-nun-ci-ate." Hee. Justin continues that Sean wanted Justin to keep his crown on, and Mike and Ted giggle, because kink is cool. Justin wraps it up: "After a while, he got really clingy. He wanted to know when he could see me again." Brian: "So, what did you tell him?" Justin: "I told him that he could see me in his dreams." So sad when one's words get thrown back in your face, isn't it Brian? Justin's too pleased with himself. Emmett walks up to them with another poster, and asks, "So, who's up for the Absolute Abs Contest?" Absolutely no one at this table, trust me.

Next week, Brian's thinking about taking a job in New York; St. L. and Justin yell at him because of it; Vic tells Emmett that he's planning on pleading guilty, and may or may not do so; and Ted hangs up Blake's pants and drugs fall out of the pocket. Gee. I wonder how these story lines are all going to end? I'm at such a disadvantage, having never watched television before.