The gym locker room. Ted, predictably, asks Brian and Mike if they want to go to Babylon (!). Mike stammers that he has to do inventory. Brian thought inventory was at the end of the month. Brian remembers when inventory is? Mike stutters something about all the extra work that's needed to get a business on its feet, blah. Ted and Brian aren't fooled for a second. Who's the guy? Mike lies that there is no guy. Brian guesses it's "the teacher." Mike corrects him -- the non-existent guy is a professor. Ted snarks, "So, what does that make you, Mary Ann or Ginger?" Definitely Gilligan. Brian asks when they get to meet The Hunk of Higher Learning. Mike wisely replies, "Never." Ted asks if something's wrong with Ben. Mike snorts, "Something's wrong with you! I would like this one to live!" So to speak. "Before my best friends devour him!" Because that's why your relationship with Demon fell apart, right? Whatever. Emmett makes his entrance in from the shower, and is immediately accosted by a Fetch Dixon fan. Emmett stays modest, even when FanBoy asks to see "it" for a second. That's when Ted jumps between them and tells FanBoy, "If you want to sample the merchandise, you have to sign up for JerkAtWork.net. Sorry." Ted leads Emmett away, and Emmett confesses to Mike, "Third time today." Mike tells him to get used to it. He's a star, now. Brian scoffs, with just a hint of jealousy, "His dick's a star. [Emmett's] just the life-support system." Mike grins, "Careful, or he'll get a swelled head." Groan, already. Ted snaps good-naturedly, "Hey, save it for the website." Emmett demurs, "Would y'all just stop? I'm not a star. I'm still little ole me, just a plain ole country boy from Mississippi. Giving my friend Teddy a helping hand." Brian and Ted giggle like seven-year-olds at the unintended pun. And you know, I realize it's winter in Toronto, but if they're going to be wandering around shirtless, pantsless, and other-less, can't CowLip invest in some sun lamps? I can practically see right through Peter Paige.