Next week, Justin gets harassed at school because he's gay, so he decides to go political, leading to many troubles. A strange French man has moved in with Lindsay and refuses to let TLFKAM see either her or Gus. And I get to go home to L.A. and marvel at how tan everyone is, and not smoke in bars. Thank God they still allow them to drink in them, though. Yes, I'm still doing the recap. Maybe even earlier than usual, woohoo!