Later, back at the loft, Brian's brought home the computer from work. It sits patiently on the desk as he does many crunches on the floor. I'm just going to take that as a shout-out, because it's been a tough week. Justin stumbles in and Brian smirks, "The Lost Boy returns." Justin pads into the kitchen, grabs a bottle of water, and pours it over his head. Like Brian did in the premiere. Because Justin's using drugs and sex to forget his private pain like Brian's been doing his entire life. Because Justin's life is supposed to parallel Brian's. He's just like Brian. Got that? Justin ambles over to his future self, and Brian wipes his face off with a towel. Brian asks how Daphne is. Justin says that Daphne and her roomies had to study: "Fortunately, that's no longer my problem." And we couldn't have seen Daphne first-hand? What did I ever do to CowLip to deserve such a dis? Oh. Never mind. Justin said that he went to Woody's next, and got bought a lot of drinks: "They all wanted to fuck me. Thank God I still have my looks." Justin says he turned everyone down so that he could come home to Brian. Brian pushes him away and says, fine, but come see what I got you! He leads Justin over to the computer. Justin recognizes what it is, and says he's not interested in what he calls "false hope." But Brian's like, hey, you can draw on the screen -- it's just like a pencil or pen but it's easier to control, isn't this cool? Justin snarls, "You mean with my gimp hand?" Brian mutters, "And there's a million special effects that you can create with it. Stop being a fucking princess and come give it a try." Justin's like, oh, why, just to make Brian happy? He asks, "So you can tell yourself you fixed Little Justin's problems and made everything all better? Well, you can't fix this -- no one can." I call dibs in the bitch-slap line behind Brian! Brian's amazed that Justin would quit so easily. Miss Teen Drama Queen storms, "It's over, all right? Accept it. I'm not going to draw again! And no fucking electronic Crayola box is going to change that!" He invites Brian to have sex with him before he passes out. Oh, yeah, that's attractive. Good thing he got the Semi-Annual Blowjob the night before.
Queer as Folk U.S.
Episode Report CardCamper: A- | 646 USERS: C+
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Queer as Folk U.S.