Emmett, Ted, and Michael (Emmett's best friends who understand private moments, clearly) are watching Pickle's video. "Hey, Emmett," he begins. Now, keep that Porn Theory right in front of you, because in this videotape, Emmett and Pickle have a conversation. Emmett asks a question and Pickle answers. Pickle also waits between sentences long enough for Emmett to have little conversations with him. Even Michael talks to the screen. It's so stupid that I'm not recapping it. I'm not. I have standards. I have standards! And, did Pickle know he was about to die? And, and: can't Pickle afford a better videographer? He looks like he's talking from the grave. All white and Vincent Price-y. Pickle says that Emmett needs some "fuck 'em all" money. Somehow, these two tell each other that they made each other very happy. Well, now that Emmett has the Magical Videotape that allows the dead to communicate with the living, I guess that Crossing Over guy should start looking for another job. Pickle blows Emmett a kiss and then somehow gets the television to turn itself off. Pickle's undead powers are fucking scary, y'all.