Queer as Folk U.S.
You Can Leda Girl To Pussy…

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Leda is somehow still finishing the floors, even though she told us she already had. What day is it now? It's bright out. Mel has walked up to bitch Leda out about moving in on Lindsay. She tells Leda that she doesn't want her there anymore. Leda says she's not to blame for the LBD. Mel tells her to get out. Leda makes an exhale noise.

Justin and Michael are having breakfast somewhere. I think they're at Michael's place. Mikey asks Justin if he wants some cereal. Justin says he's not hungry. "What are you trying to do, starve yourself to death?" Michael asks. What? Where the fuck did that come from? What's with all the extremes? Michael makes Justin eat some cereal. Michael tells Justin that his secret fantasy is to get Rage on a box of Froot Loops. Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that you guys are still working on that comic book. How's Brian supposed to sell that thing when he doesn't have a job? And Hal Sparks uses a spoon like he's three. A big fist at the end of his spoon. Someone teach him Utensils 101. Michael also somehow knows all about Brian's job woes and tells Justin that Brian would have gone to Vermont if he could have: "Look, if he doesn't make it now, he never will." Justin says that Brian's already made it. Make what? What are they talking about? Justin enviously says that Brian's already got money, success, and a "killer loft," so he doesn't need anything else. Uh, how about a job? Michael says that Brian wants to be the best, and that if he gets this account, he'll be a star. If he doesn't get it, he'll be out of a job. He says that Brian won't want to start all over at a new firm, having to compete with younger guys. "So what about me?" Justin asks. I don't know, what's it like at your job? Oh, you don't have one? Then shut up. Go to school! Justin asks where he fits in. Michael doesn't have an answer, because he can't very well say, "Eventually you go away and date someone your own age and then I finally get to have my best friend whom I've been pining over for my entire life. Because I don't have a boyfriend to worry about. Oops." Justin says he doesn't want to wait. He wants a boyfriend who only wants to be with him. Who wants to stay home, and gets jealous when another man is sucking his dick. "That's not Brian!" Michael says. "And never will be." Michael happily goes back to his cereal, confident that he'll be with Brian in less than a year.

Brown Athletics doesn't want to talk to Brian. The assistant won't give Brian any information. So Brian shows the assistant some gay softcore porn and then fucks the assistant in the copy room. He gets the information. Moving on.

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