This gym scene is so fucking annoying that I refuse to recap it. They clip everybody together so they're all standing in the same place with every single line, but the background changes. They all repeat their lines and it's retarded and gives me a headache. But the "plot" goes like this: Michael complains that Ben is perfect. This goes on for a while -- Ben's perfect and free from emotional baggage and loves the guy who gave him HIV. I can't even recap this part here were Emmett's dancing in place like a Rockette. Gay Jesus is great; Ted loves him. He's "the sweetest, the kindest, the most sexiest guy" he's ever met. Ted tells Emmett and Michael that he's already lied to his Gay Jesus Boyfriend. They judge him in a very annoyingly-edited way. How would Gay Jesus not know about JerkAtWork.net, anyway? Doesn't Ted rent out blimps for Steelers games and shit? Emmett sums up: "Well, boys. You date your saints. I'll stick to the sinners." Is that supposed to mean that Emmett's done mourning? That's the end of the scene? Oh, whatever.