Quick call from Ray, just small talk, and then Marvin Gaye Washington -- the Bieber baby Ray is actually purchasing as we speak -- rides up in a golfcart and hits on her, and they are cute teens together because they are both good actors:
Bridget: "It's very nice to meet you, Marvin Gaye Washington."
MGW: "Marvin Gaye -- pause -- Washington."
Bridget: "LOL, gotcha."
Crack Mom: "I want to be a good mother! But on the other hand, I do all this crack."
Ray: "Maybe letting him go is the best way to be a good mother."
Crack Mom: "I don't feel so realistic right now, maybe due to crack. Can you see, though, the perspective by which my son has been kidnapped by a rich man?"
Ray: "I am looking into his buttrape activities just to make sure."
Crack Mom: "Did you know that I sang backup for Aretha Franklin and Mary J? These days, mostly what I do is smoke crack."
Ray: "Okay are we gonna do this, or...?"
Crack Mom: "Like how much money are we talking about? Feel free to express it in either US dollars or amount of crack."
Abby: "Before, I dropped off like thousands and thousands of dollars of expensive clothing?"
Priest: "Yeah? That's awesome of you."
Abby: "Well but then during yoga I realized I should be a better person."
Priest: "A better person even than being this charitable?"
Abby: "Actually the opposite. I want to be such a good person that I steal from your charity right now. Is that okay?"
Priest: "No, what is wrong with you?"
Abby: "Okay, here's thousands of dollars in totally sketchy cash."
Mickey pays a teen to get off a public library computer, and then pays him more to google something for him, specifically twerk videos, because black booties. Everybody else is grossed out by him, because he is gross, but as usually he is also awesome. He puts on reading glasses, which is the most adorable part...
But in the corner of the library, mind quietly blown, is my favorite person on the show, that we are about to meet. (Spoiler, it is the FBI guy that got Mickey out of jail who wants him to finger everybody else on the show for the original setup. I am in love with him. He is totally weird and great.)