Real Housewives of New Jersey
Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Dancing in the Dark

Kathy tells the Bindi guys that her favorite parts of dinner are the appetizers and desserts. She makes the mistake of calling dessert the "happy ending," and of course Rich can't let that one slide. And if you ever thought Rich was marginally less grody than either of the Joes, this one is for you: "To be honest with you, my favorite dessert is Kathy. It tastes like fish, and she gets it done." Were there ever more romantic words for a man to say to a woman than, "It tastes like fish"? In any case, Bindi is not scared by Rich, and they say they'd be happy to work with Kathy. So, look for your Kathy-inspired fish desserts coming soon!

In other entrepreneurial matters, Melissa and Joe meet with her producer Corte Ellis and recording industry executive Jason Kpana. Oh, kill me. Melissa wants to know if she can be as successful if she stays indie rather than searching for a label. Either way, she will continue to be a legend in her own mind. Melissa says that she's going to continue to sing what she believes in, and maybe it will stick. I guess she believes in doing it like a rock star. Like a tanner and surgically enhanced Joni Mitchell, that one. In case you were wondering, Joe is way less obnoxious than Rich, but still gross.

Elsewhere, Caroline and Jacqueline go to Posche, which once again forces us to see the withered visage of one Kim D. I feel like somewhere between season two and now she got stuck in a dehydrator to really ill effect. Kim has some clothes for each of them, but apparently Caroline has some rule against never trying anything on. Mostly anything that has to do with fun and joy, she is against. Jacqueline, however, tries on a sparkly dress and talks for a while about how she's bloated. Caroline is sick of Jacqueline talking about how big she is. She has no tolerance for that, since Lauren has cornered the market on fat.

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