Caroline's above average son Chris has a plan for his life: CAR WASH. Caroline explains that Albie started law school, but Christopher wants to go into business for himself. He wants to own car washes. She says this with absolutely no hint of judgment in her voice, which is truly amazing to me. Like there is no difference between law school and car washes in her world. I kind of love her for that. It's like she has fully accepted Chris' limitations and supports his plan because THAT is the color of his parachute. Besides, he is totally going to be living at home for the rest of his life. She woefully adds that they don't have any carwashes, so they can't just give him a few, but they have friends who own carwashes, so they are going to set him up. Their putative friend Rick comes into the office at The Brownstone and gives Chris his car wash for the day. Caroline asks Chris if he can handle an entire day at a carwash and Chris mutely nods his head up and down like a gelled-up Bobblehead. As soon as Rick leaves, Chris admits he has a few big ideas for the car wash. Namely: nudity. Caroline asks if it is the kind of nudity that will make her proud, which also kind of makes me love her more, or the kind of nudity that will mortify her. I, for one, am really curious as to where and how she draws that particular line. Chris promises to do his mom proud. Then Albie, the Golden Child, explains that really, Chris is a great salesman. No, really.