Next week: Juicy tells Teresa to find a new friend. Jacqueline has a breakdown. Teresa wants to go to therapy with Joe, and to confront Melissa about the whole Danielle situation, and tells Jacqueline to buzz off. Jacqueline drowns her sorrows in booze, surprise.
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