Kim D. and Ashley start talking shit about Danielle, and Caroline's super-annoyed. She doesn't want to hear that name ever. She says Danielle's "like parsley; she's everywhere." She butts in and tells them not to muddy this house with that name. Kim G. pulls Caroline aside and tells her that Jacqueline's obsessed with Danielle. Caroline just tells her to shut up, and if she wants to be Jacqueline's friend not to mention Danielle again. Jacqueline overhears it and calls out Kim G. on coming to her and talking to her about Danielle. Jacqueline says she's not obsessed; she's angry. Jacqueline storms off from the Kims.

Next week: More school issues for Albie. Kim D. invites Teresa to a party that Danielle might be at. And then... ta-da! She is. And we all know what that means? Catfight! (And I cannot be asked to watch whatever musical moment Andy Cohen's telling us Danielle's about to have. I already had to watch her boob job; isn't that enough suffering?)

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DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, can't believe she misses Dina. You can contact her at twopmodmars@gmail.com.