Danielle has good news for her daughter: IMG Model Management wants Christine to model. Christine shrugs, but IMG scouted her off the street and now she has a rep. Danielle is thrilled that she gets to live vicariously through her daughter. She sizes up Jillian and thinks if Christine screws this up, Jillian might have a shot at it.
Jacqueline meets Dina at the baby store to try and pick out a gender-neutral present for Teresa's baby. I know these two are sisters-in-law, but they seemingly have no knowledge of each other's lives. Dina doesn't even know that Ashley moved out of Jacqueline's house for her Freedom. Dina suggests smacking her around, but haha totally joking. Does Grandma Wrinkles need to be removed to a safe home?
Teresa has somehow managed to squoosh herself into some spandex and tie-dye and hauled herself and Gia to yet another PR agency. Gia has been huffing her Tinkerbell nail polish and swears she has never heard of ELLE magazine. As if! But, don't worry! "When Gia gets her catwalk on, she gets it on." Gia does her best mini-strumpet as Teresa stage-moms her from the lawn chair she brought to sit in. Teresa is obviously convinced that her baby is a star. Danielle pipes in from the confessional that Gia is four feet tall and probably not supermodel material. Oh snap! The PR agent looks unmoved, but she may always look like that. Don't worry, sweetie, all publicity is good publicity.