Over at Jacqueline's house, Caroline, Dina and Teresa are all over talking 'bout birthing babies. Albie, of course, popped out full-grown with a bottle of Dep in his hands and an Ed Hardy shirt on his back, but the rest of the ladies have cankle horror stories to contribute to the conversation.

Danielle wants to have a congratulatory luncheon for Christine. Why not make the mood especially celebratory by inviting some people who hate her? Okay, maybe not Caroline, but Dina and Jacqueline are both on the list. Dina apparently texted Danielle to congratulate her on Christine's success, so the call to invite her wasn't totally out of the blue. Of course, Dina has some social obligations, so put her down as a "maybe." Danielle calls Jacqueline, who gives her the biggest, wishy-washiest no ever. Basically, the hunk of salami she calls Chris is on an anti-Danielle bender, and Jacqueline doesn't want to risk inflaming him and making him get off the couch or something by dining with Danielle. But she can't lie either, so she just ends up making Danielle feel all kinds of awkward with her long rambling "no." At least Dina lies perfunctorily.

Over at Teresa's, she is lazily making Joe make his own dinner after he worked all day to keep her in granite and boudoir slippers. Teresa gets a phone call, and it's the PR Agency, who is looking to get a little extra publicity by booking Teresa's midget model for Fashion Week. Teresa tries to impress upon Joe the magnitude of this success, but Joe is too busy chopping garlic to be impressed. So she waddles upstairs to tell Gia, who lets out an ear-splitting scream and starts working her elementary school mojo all over her princess pink bedroom. Please for the love of God, stop shaking it, Gia.