And now back to the ladies. Lauren has to get involved and talk about how Teresa called them 1/16 Italian, which is apparently not true. Then Caroline tells us some nonsense about how Teresa has an off-the-boat mentality, and looks down on everybody, and it's kill or be killed. Is that not a LITTLE dramatic? Caroline, in contrast, is an AMERICAN citizen. And American citizens are so much more civilized! As Lauren goes on and on, Jacqueline wakes up to say that there's healthy purging and non-healthy purging. Then she goes back to fake-sleep. Lauren goes on some more about the tabloids, and Caroline continues to try to get Teresa to admit that she sells stories. Teresa swears on her kids that she's not lying, and Caroline tells her not to swear on her kids, and then Teresa kind of chucks Kathy under the chin to get her to pay attention and recognize that she's swearing on her kids. Kathy, probably afraid that Teresa is going to flip her head like a table, tells Teresa not to put her hands on her. This of course piques Richie's interest. We go to a break, and then get a little featurette about how all of the men want to have gay sex with Vito, in which Juicy notes that he's the best thing to happen to the Manzo family.