Jacqueline tells Teresa that she wants a friendship that's real and not fake. Teresa says that she's never been fake, and Jacqueline counters that she's always been fake. Or, I would argue, just dumb. Teresa says that she's always cared about Jacqueline, and a peeved Jacqueline says that she's just not going to inquire about Teresa's well-being anymore. Oh good, that's settled then. Teresa says that if Jacqueline only wants a superficial friendship, that they should just go their separate ways after this trip. And then Jacqueline starts crying. This would be the perfect time for the demented lunatic of the woods to kill everyone outside very quietly, and for Teresa and Jacqueline to emerge from the RV, apple pie in hand, to find only bloody carnage! But alas, it does not happen. Jacqueline continues to cry, and then Teresa manages to squeeze out like half a tear. Somehow they get to the point where they say they want to be friends again, and then they hug. They go back outside, and Caroline tells us that Jacqueline is going to get hurt and she can't do anything about it. I wish everyone would get hurt by a demented lunatic of the woods. Maybe next week?

On the next episode: We get to hear Joe Giudice talk to someone on the phone about his bitch wife. Awesome.

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