The RVs pull into the Pillar Point RV Park at Half Moon Bay, and Teresa correctly points out that it's a giant parking lot. This is not what she had in mind. She is also horrified at the thought of cooking on a propane grill. But lest you think that Teresa is just diva-ing out, Vito and Greg are also less than thrilled about the setting. The Manzo kids also think they have a particularly raw deal since they have to camp in a parking lot. This is not camping, Albie says. It's being homeless. He'd rather be in the hurricane, with his non-work lady love. Teresa gives the definitive statement: "I don't like camping." Caroline assesses the situation as such: "Nobody's dressed appropriately. Nobody knows how to do anything." It is truly the worst of all time. It's like National Lampoon's Jersey RV Vacation.
Melissa suggests to Teresa that they go meet their "neighbors." Haven't these poor regular people who have to camp in this horrible spot been through enough already? Melissa is pretty friendly, but Teresa mostly just is harsh about the terrible spot they've all (including the neighbors!) chosen for setting up camp. The neighbors apparently have a vast quantity of moonshine to get them through this onslaught of insult. Per usual, Melissa wishes that Teresa would shut up. Melissa then goes to talk to the Wakiles, and notes that Rich is working and breaking a sweat for one day in his life. He agrees that this is not a vacation, and Teresa comes over to second that emotion. Everyone is getting along! FOR NOW.