Caroline has the sads over her empty nest. Albert suggests she gets a job, but um... no. So she counter suggests that he quit his. He blinks at her twice to indicate no. Then Caroline DEMANDS that Albert retire, but he won't do it. He does offer to buy her lunch though.

Ashley stops by Kim D.'s store because Kim D. wants her to model in the Posche fashion show. Ashley gets some clothes thrown at her and then confesses that she has always thought of modeling as a viable career option because she is tall. And apparently that is the only requirement. (Don't tell Tyra!) Ashley wonders why Danielle's actual model daughter isn't walking the runway in a New Jersey catering hall. Hmm... maybe because Christine's an actual model with an actual agent and an actual contract with IMG? Maybe? Ashley views her Posche modeling job as some sort of victory over Danielle. Whatever you need to tell yourself sweet pea!